{"id":1029,"date":"2011-04-15T08:28:59","date_gmt":"2011-04-15T13:28:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/?p=1029"},"modified":"2011-04-15T08:28:59","modified_gmt":"2011-04-15T13:28:59","slug":"consistent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/consistent\/","title":{"rendered":"At Least I&#8217;m Consistent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I continued my rather impressive streak of miscalculating the rain.\u00a0 Yep, it&#8217;s gonna be a damp day in the ol&#8217; cubicle.\u00a0 As usual, I made the fateful decision to ride the scooter in while surveying the sky from the front yard, and deciding that it was going to be clear for at least another hour.\u00a0 This bold prediction came to me despite the inescapable fact that I was getting wet from, well, the falling rain.\u00a0 Hey, it looked clearer to the north though.\u00a0 And, as always, it took but a few blocks to discover that it was neither clear or getting any clearer.\u00a0 At this point, faced with either turning around and catching the bus or riding on, I threw out my standard-issue &#8220;bad idea #3,&#8221; being &#8220;Eh, how wet could I possible get in 7 miles?&#8221;\u00a0 Dripping wet?\u00a0 Soaked to the skin?\u00a0 Somewhere along those lines.\u00a0 I&#8217;m pretty sure the rain settled in directly over my head and followed me all the way, like Charlie Brown on a scooter.\u00a0 Matter of fact I might just go shop around for one of those Charlie Brown sweaters and wear it whenever it looks cloudy out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I continued my rather impressive streak of miscalculating the rain.\u00a0 Yep, it&#8217;s gonna be a damp day in the ol&#8217; cubicle.\u00a0 As usual, I made the fateful decision to ride the scooter in while surveying the sky from the front yard, and deciding that it was going to be clear for at least [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-events"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1029"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1029\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}