{"id":104,"date":"2005-08-22T11:03:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-22T16:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/?p=104"},"modified":"2005-08-22T11:03:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-22T16:03:00","slug":"lynyrd-skynyrd-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/lynyrd-skynyrd-rules\/","title":{"rendered":"Lynyrd Skynyrd Rules"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well I was out of town all weekend so I don&#8217;t really have much to say.&nbsp; Had to go to Birmingham Alabammy and work.&nbsp; Remind me to scratch that city off the &#8220;Places I Would Like to Move&#8221; list.&nbsp; I guess it was OK&#8230;&nbsp; The drivers are considerably worse than here, and the weather was entirely intolerable.&nbsp; Reminded me of the Fort Worth weather; Sorta armpit-ish.&nbsp; Drawls (worse than mine) irritate me too.&nbsp; I honestly couldn&#8217;t decide if the locals needed to talk a bit slower or a lot faster, but <i>something<\/i> was very wrong with the dialect.&nbsp; On top of these indignities, I had to work all Saturday night.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I can make a weak attempt at summing up the weekend anyway.&nbsp; I left Friday morning on an early flight.&nbsp; I walked out to my car around 6:30 to discover that I&#8217;d left my windows down all night during those big thunderstorms.&nbsp; NOT a good scene.&nbsp; Water standing in the floorboards, seats sopping wet;&nbsp; It was about as bad as it could get.&nbsp; Since I had to get to the airport, all I could do was throw some towels on the seat and go.&nbsp; Then I had to leave the car out in the sun all weekend with the windows up, so now it smells like a load of sour laundry.&nbsp; Might just sell it and get a moped, I haven&#8217;t decided exactly what to do yet.&nbsp; The only other event of note was an unfortunate digestive malady that afflicted me during the entire trip, and you do NOT want to hear about that.&nbsp; I blame this situation on some particularly rare lambchops I fixed last week, but who knows.&nbsp; Things were kind of touch and go when I left town, and I thought all was well when I got there.&nbsp; This proved not to be the case after a big rib dinner at a place called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.birminghammenus.com\/jimnnicks\/newsite\/newsite.html\">Jim &#8216;N Nick&#8217;s<\/a>.&nbsp; The ribs were delicious, but the resulting discomfort was so horrific that I fasted for the remainder of the weekend.&nbsp; Haven&#8217;t eaten much since;&nbsp; I&#8217;m a little scared.&nbsp; Given that the main focus of my trips is eating, this was truly a disappointment.&nbsp; Oh well, something tells me I&#8217;ll be back in &#8216;Bammy before too long, I&#8217;ll try again next time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well I was out of town all weekend so I don&#8217;t really have much to say.&nbsp; Had to go to Birmingham Alabammy and work.&nbsp; Remind me to scratch that city off the &#8220;Places I Would Like to Move&#8221; list.&nbsp; I guess it was OK&#8230;&nbsp; The drivers are considerably worse than here, and the weather was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-events"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}