{"id":121,"date":"2005-12-05T10:23:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-05T15:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/?p=121"},"modified":"2005-12-05T10:23:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-05T15:23:00","slug":"brrrr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/brrrr\/","title":{"rendered":"BRRRR!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s friggin&#8217; freezing out there!!&nbsp; I generally don&#8217;t mind cold weather, but I guess I wasn&#8217;t quite ready for it yet.&nbsp; It&#8217;s only December!!&nbsp; EARLY December!!&nbsp; Ridiculous.<\/p>\n<p>Not a whole lot to report on from the weekend.&nbsp; Friday was irreparably marred by work&#8230; Pretty much just sat at home and waited for pages.&nbsp; Saw some movies, did a little &#8220;homework&#8221; with the dog, that kind of stuff.&nbsp; Donette was out kicking it up with some group of yahoos, who knows what they were up to.&nbsp; No good I&#8217;m sure, most likely something in the &#8220;shenanigans&#8221; category.&nbsp; She got home quite ridiculously late, that&#8217;s all I know.<\/p>\n<p>Saturday I got up early and went and helped a guy cut down a tree.&nbsp; Nice &#8220;outdoorsy&#8221; kind of activity.&nbsp; A friend had an apple tree that had split in half so we went over and cut it up.&nbsp; We got as far as we could; The &#8220;standing&#8221; half of it was placed rather perilously between a power line and the cable TV line.&nbsp; We circled it for quite a while, cipherin&#8217; on the likelihood of a service interruption, and eventually decided the odds were pretty good.&nbsp; So, we just cut up what was down and called it good.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve got a nice little stack of smokin&#8217; wood in the back yard to show for the mornings work.&nbsp; Saturday night was the first in an upcoming rash of &#8220;Christmas Parties.&#8221;&nbsp; Shudder.&nbsp; I think I&#8217;d rather spend the evening poop-scooping the yard.&nbsp; Of course, once I got there I had a good time, which is usually the case.&nbsp; I spend the week before these parties dreading them like a flu shot, but then I always end up going and having fun.&nbsp; Plus, I scored a cool little present, the <a href=\"http:\/\/shopdelphi.com\/consumers\/satradio\/roady\/details\/roady2\/\">XM receiver<\/a> that I&#8217;d been wanting.&nbsp; Pretty cool little unit.&nbsp; Of course now I have to actually install it and sign up for the service&#8230; I&#8217;ll do that tomorrow.&nbsp; Donette, meanwhile, was the only spousal unit not present at the party.&nbsp; Once again, she was out running around with some rogue gang, and once again got home quite a bit later than I.&nbsp; Seeing a pattern here?<\/p>\n<p>Sunday was generally uneventful.&nbsp; We went to Jalapenos for lunch with Christie, then hunkered down in front of the TV for the football games.&nbsp; Donette finished decorating the TV room last weekend, so it&#8217;s really quite the cozy little hangout now.&nbsp; I did venture out to the Brooksider with Todd to watch the second half of the Chiefs game, but then scurried right back home.&nbsp; My Fantasy Football team was doing uncharacteristically well, so I wanted to watch the scoreboard.&nbsp; I thought I had it all wrapped up, but then the other team came storming back and we ended up all tied up.&nbsp; Both of us have players in the game this evening, giving me a rare reason to actually watch MNF.<\/p>\n<p>Well, tonight is Gabe&#8217;s big &#8220;test&#8221;.&nbsp; The culmination of 8 weeks of training is at hand.&nbsp; The current line on him passing is 3 to 1.&nbsp; (Whatever that means&#8230; Sounds good.&nbsp; I&#8217;ll say 75%.)&nbsp; He might be just a bit too young for such a class, but then he is something of a puppy prodigy so he may have a chance.&nbsp; He is by far the youngest in the class, that&#8217;s for sure.&nbsp; His biggest problem is with the &#8220;brushing&#8221;.&nbsp; They&#8217;re supposed to sit still while some stranger comes up and brushes them, checks their teeth and paws, blah blah.&nbsp; I tried to get a waiver on that part, since Gabe has about as much use for a hair brush as I do.&nbsp; But, apparently it&#8217;s just part of the rigorous curriculum and can&#8217;t be left out.&nbsp; The problem seems to be that Gabe&#8217;s little pea brain can only interpret an inanimate object in the hand two ways: 1) food, or 2) a toy.&nbsp; And, the only way to differentiate between these two possibilities is to grasp said object firmly in the jaws and throw it around a bit.&nbsp; This behavior can only lead to a &#8220;fail&#8221; mark, not to mention the poor tester going into cardiac arrest.&nbsp; We&#8217;ll just have to see if he&#8217;s &#8220;on&#8221; tonight.&nbsp; Worst case, we&#8217;ll just take the class again in the Spring.&nbsp; I haven&#8217;t exactly been keeping up on his homework so he won&#8217;t be totally at fault if we get tossed out of the program.&nbsp; Wish us luck&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s friggin&#8217; freezing out there!!&nbsp; I generally don&#8217;t mind cold weather, but I guess I wasn&#8217;t quite ready for it yet.&nbsp; 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Not a whole lot to report on from the weekend.&nbsp; Friday was irreparably marred by work&#8230; Pretty much just sat at home and waited for pages.&nbsp; Saw some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-events"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}