{"id":135,"date":"2006-02-27T10:10:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-27T15:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/?p=135"},"modified":"2006-02-27T10:10:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-27T15:10:00","slug":"conspiracy-theory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/conspiracy-theory\/","title":{"rendered":"Conspiracy Theory"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Man, the world was against me this weekend, I tell &#8216;ya.&nbsp; I got nothing to report.&nbsp; NOTHING!!&nbsp; Donette was out of town, Todd was out of town, the Brooksider was closed, and the weather was crappy.&nbsp; Where&#8217;s that leave me, I ask you?&nbsp; What about ME??!!&nbsp; I pretty much sat at home working and watching TV, in a bitter state of boredom and maudlin.&nbsp; (&#8220;Maudlin&#8221; is my word of the week, brought to you by Junior Soprano, episode 59.)<\/p>\n<p>Friday I got out for a few hours.&nbsp; Donette was on a business trip to St. Louis, so Todd and I went to GAF&#8217;s up on Wornall, a.k.a. Romanelli&#8217;s.&nbsp; It was OK, but a bit too laid back for crazy guys like us.&nbsp; I had to go pick up Gabe at 6:30, and after that Todd came over to watch TV and eat cheese and crackers.&nbsp; Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>Saturday Gabe and I both were a testament to the phrase &#8220;Idle hands are the devil&#8217;s tools.&#8221;&nbsp; That poor puppy was so bored he couldn&#8217;t help but get in trouble.&nbsp; He&#8217;d be laying there watching TV with me, and you could just see that simple little brain churning away.&nbsp; &#8220;Bored.&nbsp; Bored.&nbsp; Gotta do something.&nbsp; Bored.&#8221;&nbsp; Next thing you know he&#8217;d be chasing the cat, or walking around on the kitchen counters, or running around with Donette&#8217;s stuffed animals in his mouth, or assorted other mischievous activities.&nbsp; And as for myself, I thought it&#8217;d be a good idea to catch up on a bunch of stuff at work since I didn&#8217;t have anything to do.&nbsp; Turned out to be a bad idea;&nbsp; Everything I touched went to crap.&nbsp; Next thing I knew it was 2:00 in the morning and I had stuff broken all over the friggin&#8217; country.&nbsp; DOH!!&nbsp; I got all my messes cleaned up, although it was well past my bedtime when the smoke finally cleared.<\/p>\n<p>Sunday was a bit sunnier, if a bit chilly, so Gabe and I went and hung out at the park for a while.&nbsp; He got some good running in, wore him out a bit.&nbsp; He sacked out as soon as we got back home, so I went down and celebrated the re-opening of the Brooksider.&nbsp; And, with that, my weekend was mercifully over.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man, the world was against me this weekend, I tell &#8216;ya.&nbsp; I got nothing to report.&nbsp; NOTHING!!&nbsp; Donette was out of town, Todd was out of town, the Brooksider was closed, and the weather was crappy.&nbsp; Where&#8217;s that leave me, I ask you?&nbsp; What about ME??!!&nbsp; I pretty much sat at home working and watching [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-events"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}