{"id":1930,"date":"2014-07-15T12:43:46","date_gmt":"2014-07-15T19:43:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/?p=1930"},"modified":"2014-07-15T12:43:46","modified_gmt":"2014-07-15T19:43:46","slug":"no-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/no-report\/","title":{"rendered":"No Report"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in quite a way. \u00a0The wife has left for parts unknown, leaving me to fend for myself. \u00a0I think I started slipping into a somewhat feral state mere hours after her flight took off. \u00a0I&#8217;ve been huddled at home on the couch for three days now, subsisting on fried egg sandwiches and a bag of stale corn chips I found in the back of the pantry. \u00a0I&#8217;m down to my last dozen eggs too, things are looking grim indeed.<\/p>\n<p>Honestly, that describes my weekend for the most part. \u00a0Sunday a friend took pity and invited me down to cook, always a good diversion. \u00a0He&#8217;s got a large gas grill, so we set it up for indirect cooking as best we could, threw a box of chips on it, and commenced to pseudo-smoking some pork butts. \u00a0Honestly it did a pretty fair job. \u00a0I will say I prefer a bit more smoke in my &#8216;que, but it was certainly an interesting experiment. \u00a0We were shooting for a batch of chile verde, so I roasted some veggies on my Weber before heading down there, and that lent a bit more smoke to the dish too. \u00a0If nothing else, the propane burners provided a much more low-maintenance day of cooking.<\/p>\n\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 25%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1930 gallery-columns-4 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/no-report\/grilled_veggies_2\/#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"112\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/grilled_veggies_2-112x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1934\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/grilled_veggies_2-112x150.jpg 112w, https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/grilled_veggies_2-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/grilled_veggies_2-767x1024.jpg 767w, https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/grilled_veggies_2.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 112px) 100vw, 112px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1934'>\n\t\t\t\tI charred some peppers and onions to get the sauce started\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/no-report\/psuedo_smoker\/#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"112\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/psuedo_smoker-112x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1931\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/psuedo_smoker-112x150.jpg 112w, https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/psuedo_smoker-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/psuedo_smoker-767x1024.jpg 767w, https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/psuedo_smoker.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 112px) 100vw, 112px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1931'>\n\t\t\t\tThis was the setup on the gas grill.  That&#8217;s the smoke box off to the right.  (Before it took off smoking&#8230;)\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/no-report\/more_veggies\/#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"112\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/more_veggies-112x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1933\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/more_veggies-112x150.jpg 112w, https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/more_veggies-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/more_veggies-767x1024.jpg 767w, https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/more_veggies.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 112px) 100vw, 112px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1933'>\n\t\t\t\tApparently my co-chef felt we needed a few more onions and tomatillos\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/no-report\/finished_product\/#main'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"112\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/finished_product-112x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1932\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/finished_product-112x150.jpg 112w, https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/finished_product-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/finished_product-767x1024.jpg 767w, https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/finished_product.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 112px) 100vw, 112px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1932'>\n\t\t\t\tThe pork swimming in sauce for a few hours\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in quite a way. \u00a0The wife has left for parts unknown, leaving me to fend for myself. \u00a0I think I started slipping into a somewhat feral state mere hours after her flight took off. \u00a0I&#8217;ve been huddled at home on the couch for three days now, subsisting on fried egg sandwiches and a bag [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-events"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1930"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1930\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1935,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1930\/revisions\/1935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}