{"id":197,"date":"2007-05-07T11:03:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-07T17:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/?p=197"},"modified":"2007-05-07T11:03:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-07T17:03:00","slug":"wake-me-up-when-may-ends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wake-me-up-when-may-ends\/","title":{"rendered":"Wake Me Up When May Ends"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a good weekend but a rough morning&#8230;\u00a0 I&#8217;ll do my level best to slop through an update though.\u00a0 The main event for my weekend was the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.appleblossombbq.com\/\" title=\"St. Joe BBQ\" target=\"_blank\">Saint Joe BBQ<\/a> contest.\u00a0 I headed up north Friday afternoon on my trusty scooter and met up at Martin&#8217;s house to get ready, stopping by North Oak Quality Meats on the way to pick up a few briskets.\u00a0 From there we headed even farther north to the beautiful metropolis of St. Joe, where Zim and Chad were already set up and waiting.\u00a0 I&#8217;d say we had a pretty solid party Friday night, although Martin, Brice and I kind of stayed away from the action.\u00a0 Moody artists, you know.\u00a0 The TFB margarita machine was a big hit as always.<\/p>\n<p>I felt I worked my brisket plan a little more effectively than at the Royal;\u00a0 I put a new dry rub recipe on them around midnight and bagged &#8217;em, then snuck in the trailer to catch a little nap.\u00a0 Brice woke me up at the unholy hour of 3:00 to take over fire duty, so the briskets hit the smoke at 4:00, precisely as scheduled.\u00a0 I must say, I was in rather high spirits all morning, dare I say even a smidgen excited.\u00a0 There was no hint of trouble until I pulled them at noon, and one of them broke in half when I picked it up.\u00a0 Overcooked <strong>AGAIN<\/strong>!!\u00a0 I was so frustrated I seriously decided I was done with the sport.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t even want to turn it in, and if not for the fact that it has some rather negative implications for the team I would have thrown it straight in the trash.\u00a0 So, I cobbled together the best shreds of beef I could find and dejectedly took the march of shame up to the turn-in.\u00a0 As it turns out, it placed seventh.\u00a0 Not exactly great (there were only 24 teams) but not too shabby either.\u00a0 I honestly was almost a bit perturbed, as by the time Chud phoned us the results I was quite at peace with my decision to hang up my tongs.\u00a0 So, I guess I&#8217;ll live to burn at least one more hunk of beef.\u00a0 Overall, the event was a good time had by all, and team TFB didn&#8217;t do too bad in the standings&#8230; Better than the Royal anyway.\u00a0 After the &#8216;que contest we headed back to Martin&#8217;s house.\u00a0 They were having a Cinco de Mayo party that night, so Chris and I snuggled up on the couch and caught a little shut-eye.\u00a0 (How long will it take you to get that visual out of your head?)\u00a0 Donette and I managed to hang in there at the party until 10:30 or so, then we bailed back to the safety of the southlands.<\/p>\n<p>Sunday was kind of a washout, literally.\u00a0 We had a neighborhood party planned up the street, but their basement flooded so they were busy bailing out the mess.\u00a0 We bummed around Costco for a bit, then headed back up north to pick up my junk I&#8217;d left at Martin&#8217;s.\u00a0 The good news is I recovered all my BBQ gear, the bad news is I took off my rain jacket and left it there.\u00a0 Dang, ANOTHER trip north in my future.\u00a0 Other than a rather unfortunate incident involving the dogs, our muddy back yard, and our previously light tan carpet, it was an uneventful day.\u00a0 I even took a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/photos\/mud1.jpg\" title=\"muddy steps\" target=\"_blank\">few<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/photos\/mud2.jpg\" title=\"muddy steps\" target=\"_blank\">pictures<\/a>, in case we have to turn this one in to insurance.\u00a0 Sigh.\u00a0 That&#8217;s just the steps in the pictures;\u00a0 The carnage continued into the bedroom, the office, and the majority of the downstairs.\u00a0 Actually nobody <em>saw<\/em> them in action, so it may have been the cat.\u00a0 Right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a good weekend but a rough morning&#8230;\u00a0 I&#8217;ll do my level best to slop through an update though.\u00a0 The main event for my weekend was the Saint Joe BBQ contest.\u00a0 I headed up north Friday afternoon on my trusty scooter and met up at Martin&#8217;s house to get ready, stopping by North Oak [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-events"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=197"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}