{"id":86,"date":"2005-05-03T08:22:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-03T13:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/?p=86"},"modified":"2005-05-03T08:22:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-03T13:22:00","slug":"the-stupid-art-fair-is-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/the-stupid-art-fair-is-over\/","title":{"rendered":"The stupid art fair is OVER"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another year, another art fair out of the way.&nbsp; Man, what a debacle.&nbsp; According to the report in the KC Star, 80,000 people attended this year&#8217;s Brookside Art Fair.&nbsp; Of those, I suspect fully 3\/4 of them were Johnson County residents making their annual pilgrimage to &#8220;That quaint little ghetto down off 63rd.&#8221;&nbsp; So, that translates into a whole lot of incompetent drivers and 240,000 cigarette butts per hour I had to endure all weekend.&nbsp; Miserable.&nbsp; Suffice to say I avoided that area like the plague.&nbsp; Typical conversation overheard from some of the offending intruders:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I can&#8217;t find anywhere to park, do they expect you to walk around here or something?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh just stop the car in the street, we&#8217;ll only be a few hours.&nbsp; Can I get a light?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But we&#8217;re in the middle of the street, won&#8217;t we get a ticket?&nbsp; Oh good, there&#8217;s a Price Chopper, I need another carton of Camels.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh honey please, they wouldn&#8217;t ticket a Mercedes.&nbsp; Besides, I heard the police won&#8217;t even come to this area.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And so on and so on.<\/p>\n<p>Despite being banned from my regular haunts for the weekend, we still managed to stay busy.&nbsp; Friday night Doni planned a fun little &#8220;date&#8221; for us;  We went to the Stadium Club, where they were having a dinner and beer tasting.&nbsp; The food was great.&nbsp; Doni was a bit embarrassed when they had to ask me to step away from the smoked fish table, but she got over it.&nbsp; Hey, they said &#8220;all you can eat,&#8221; I was pushing the limits.&nbsp; We stayed there for a few hours, and then went home and watched &#8220;Mean Girls.&#8221;&nbsp; Lindsay Lohan, heh heh, heh heh.&nbsp; (What is she, like 25, 30?&nbsp; Right?)<\/p>\n<p>Saturday I took Gabe up to Kevin Brown&#8217;s to hang out and demo the new smoker.&nbsp; We stayed around a few hours but didn&#8217;t make it long enough to see how the &#8220;product&#8221; turned out.&nbsp; He had a brisket, a few slabs o&#8217; ribs, a few chickens&#8230; And there was still plenty of real estate left to put more on.&nbsp; The smoker was running smooth; kind of a wood-hog though.&nbsp; Don&#8217;t know exactly what to do about that but we&#8217;ll cipher on it.&nbsp; Might just have to feed it trees and be happy.&nbsp; Yes, I took some pictures; No, I don&#8217;t have them off my camera yet.&nbsp; Later, we headed back home and then went out to dinner with Ronda, Josh and Randy.&nbsp; I was supposed to make dinner, as we owe them one, but I had a new recipe and didn&#8217;t think it wise to try it out on company.&nbsp; So, we went to 75th Street Brewery and then down to the Brooksider for a while.&nbsp; (The art fair was closed by that time.)<\/p>\n<p>Sunday was kind of a mix of work, yard stuff, and walking the dog.&nbsp; I&#8217;m not sure what all we did, but it wore me out.&nbsp; Todd came over for dinner and I cooked the above-referenced &#8220;new recipe.&#8221;&nbsp; (Todd doesn&#8217;t count as &#8220;company.&#8221;)&nbsp; &nbsp; Basically it was a pork tenderloin stuffed and wrapped with prosciutto and pancetta.&nbsp; I was quite pleased with the results; That one will have to get typed up and put out in the recipe section.&nbsp; Add it to the list&#8230; 1) Post vacation pics, 2) Post smoker pics 3) Post new recipe.&nbsp; Sigh.&nbsp; Anyway, it wasn&#8217;t too hard to prepare, but it looked kind of &#8220;fancy.&#8221;&nbsp; After dinner the weather was just right for a fire, so we started up the patio fireplace and hung outside for a few hours.&nbsp; Thus ended another weekend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another year, another art fair out of the way.&nbsp; Man, what a debacle.&nbsp; According to the report in the KC Star, 80,000 people attended this year&#8217;s Brookside Art Fair.&nbsp; Of those, I suspect fully 3\/4 of them were Johnson County residents making their annual pilgrimage to &#8220;That quaint little ghetto down off 63rd.&#8221;&nbsp; So, that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-events"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}