{"id":900,"date":"2011-01-26T08:39:19","date_gmt":"2011-01-26T14:39:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/?p=900"},"modified":"2011-01-26T08:39:19","modified_gmt":"2011-01-26T14:39:19","slug":"someone-entertain-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/someone-entertain-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Someone Entertain Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have oncall looming on the horizon, and as such I should probably be cranking things up a notch this week.\u00a0 So far that plan has consisted of&#8230;\u00a0 Nothing.\u00a0 Somebody needs to get out here and entertain me.\u00a0 I realize those options are a bit limited with the residual snow and all, but surely you can think of <em>something<\/em>.\u00a0 Slush-ball fight?\u00a0 Build a snowman?\u00a0 Tacos at the new restaurant in Waldo?\u00a0 C&#8217;mon, work with me here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have oncall looming on the horizon, and as such I should probably be cranking things up a notch this week.\u00a0 So far that plan has consisted of&#8230;\u00a0 Nothing.\u00a0 Somebody needs to get out here and entertain me.\u00a0 I realize those options are a bit limited with the residual snow and all, but surely you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-events"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}