{"id":986,"date":"2011-03-16T08:42:26","date_gmt":"2011-03-16T13:42:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/?p=986"},"modified":"2011-03-16T08:42:26","modified_gmt":"2011-03-16T13:42:26","slug":"barely-hanging-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/barely-hanging-on\/","title":{"rendered":"Barely Hanging On"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Wednesday.\u00a0 Four days since I was abandoned to fend for myself, left alone with no food, no entertainment, and no companionship save a half-crazy cat.\u00a0 Yet I am somehow managing to get by, a testament to my strong will to survive.\u00a0 Last night, weak from hunger, I barely managed to drag myself down to the Brooksider, where a kind young lady quickly recognized my desperate plight and rushed me a plate of chicken soft tacos.\u00a0 Rejuvenated by this small amount of nourishment, I made it back home for another lonely night on the couch watching TV with the cat.\u00a0 We watched <a title=\"The Thaw\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1235448\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Thaw<\/a>, which was a thoroughly engaging documentary on global warming.\u00a0 Or, it may have been a mindless horror film.\u00a0 It passed the evening, whatever the case.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Wednesday.\u00a0 Four days since I was abandoned to fend for myself, left alone with no food, no entertainment, and no companionship save a half-crazy cat.\u00a0 Yet I am somehow managing to get by, a testament to my strong will to survive.\u00a0 Last night, weak from hunger, I barely managed to drag myself down to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-events"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=986"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}