{"id":996,"date":"2011-03-24T09:35:08","date_gmt":"2011-03-24T14:35:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/?p=996"},"modified":"2011-03-24T09:35:08","modified_gmt":"2011-03-24T14:35:08","slug":"so-this-duck-walks-into-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/so-this-duck-walks-into-a-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"So This Duck Walks Into A Bar&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whew, I got nuthin&#8217;.\u00a0 No good jokes, no recaps of a new place we went to dinner, no harrowing tales of the dog chasing the cat.\u00a0 (OK I have lots of those, but how much can you get out of &#8220;The dog chased the cat.&#8221;)\u00a0 Nope, it was an entirely uneventful evening.\u00a0 Oh, I just remembered:\u00a0 Last night was the ceremonious First Mowing of the Lawn!!!\u00a0 How about THAT for excitement!!!\u00a0 Yeah, boy.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t think &#8220;ceremonious&#8221; would be my first choice of adjectives, but I&#8217;ll keep things clean.\u00a0 I was about half-hoping the mower wouldn&#8217;t start and provide me a convenient excuse, but it fired up.\u00a0 Sigh.\u00a0 I would have to imagine things will go from here directly into the &#8220;twice-a-week&#8221; mode for the foreseeable future.\u00a0 This might be the year I invest in a new mower for the cause, we&#8217;ll see.\u00a0 I have considered just hiring the job out, but a little quick math seems to indicate I can get a pretty doggone nice mower for about the cost of 3 months with a lawn service.\u00a0 After that chore, I took the dog for a walk and then Donette brought home some Kin Lin takeout for dinner.\u00a0 Then I hauled my full bellies upstairs and watched <a title=\"Resident Evil\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1220634\/\">Resident Evil: Afterlife<\/a>, a remarkably engaging action flick.\u00a0 Sorta made me want to rent the rest in the series.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whew, I got nuthin&#8217;.\u00a0 No good jokes, no recaps of a new place we went to dinner, no harrowing tales of the dog chasing the cat.\u00a0 (OK I have lots of those, but how much can you get out of &#8220;The dog chased the cat.&#8221;)\u00a0 Nope, it was an entirely uneventful evening.\u00a0 Oh, I just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-events"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=996"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pkenagy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}