OK give me one more week of the old “I really didn’t do anything over the weekend” song and dance.  Surely next weekend (our first BBQ competition of the year) will bring some excitement.  This past weekend was probably (hopefully) the absolute low point of my biorhythm curve.  Unless it has just flat-lined at the bottom, which is entirely possible with my luck.

I seriously considered just skipping the update this week, as it’s actually somewhat traumatizing just thinking about it.  But, I’ll skim over the low-lights.  Friday I went oncall, and as such just sat home and watched bad movies on the couch.  I don’t even remember what I watched, other than I did see “Missing In Action” for the first time.  The first time this month anyway;  I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve really seen it.

Saturday I awoke in something of a foul temperament.  Donette homed in on my weakness and chose to just antagonize me all day.  Typical.  To my credit, I did try and turn things around by going out to Mom’s and trying to start my motorcycle.  If I could just get my new battery in and go for a ride, all would be right with the world.  Well, I did get the battery in, but it still wouldn’t start.  I jumped it off the car, and it fired up immediately.  I was pleased as punch until I started home and noticed my gauges were going off and on constantly.  So, I limped in to the shop and left it for them to take care of.  In retrospect, I probably should have filled out some paperwork or something, or maybe let them know who I was and why I was leaving my bike there.  I really wasn’t in the mood for interaction though, so I just left it outside the door with the key in it and stomped off.  (Note to self;  Call motorcycle shop today…)  With my spirits considerably buoyed by this event, I then headed up north to set up some graduation thing with Martin.  (All the food we bbq’d last weekend.)  That was a hoot.

Saturday night, well, my oncall duties took a turn for the worse.  Details would only bore you more than you already are.  I was, however, looking forward to a nice day on Sunday.  My original plan was to smoke some ribs, but my friend John had tickets to the Royals game, and the weather looked perfect for a day at the “K”, so I threw the ribs in the freezer and put on some sunscreen and a Royals shirt.  John showed up at noon to find me hopelessly mired in a conference call at work.  I tried every trick in the book to shirk my responsibility, and believe me I have a lot of them.  Nothing worked though, and John ended up leaving my ticket so I could just head up to the game later.  Well, the call finally wrapped up around 9:00 that night, so I missed the game, the weather, the ribs, the day.  Oh well, better luck next weekend I guess.

I traveled again this past weekend, throwing me all out of sorts for the upcoming week.  Had to be done though.  This time my wandering ways took me to the vast unexplored wilderness known as the “Northlands,” to visit the Martin family.  I took Friday off work in preparation for the drive.  After lunch with the wife in the River Market area, I took a quick nap, packed my bags and then headed the Honda up the highway.  The Interstate was pretty clear, and I was able to complete the arduous journey in just under 30 minutes.  Exhausted from the drive, I spent the rest of the evening on Martin’s back deck, watching the late Royal’s game and winding down.

Martin & I got up at the unholy hour of 4:00 on Saturday to start a large BBQ undertaking.  One of us had the brilliant idea to cook the meat for a party of 300 people next weekend, so we figured we’d pre-cook it all to (hopefully) make things a little easier.  We got off to a rather rough start, despite doing quite a bit of prep-work the night before.  It was cold & windy so the smoker gave us a little grief, and perhaps we just weren’t quite on top of our game in the pre-dawn hours.  We were up and running by 6:00 though, and after that things smoothed out a little.  When the sun came up and things warmed up a bit, it actually turned out to be a nice day.  We spent the entire day feeding the fire, tending the meat, all the things that make ‘queing somewhat relaxing and almost enjoyable.  Several people stopped by to check the progress;  At one point it was darn near a party.  Luckily Brice showed up to help with the actual psuedo-work portion of the day, so by sometime in the early evening we were able to get everything done and sit back for another Royal’s game on the deck.

I stayed Saturday night at the Chateau de Martin again, then got up early Sunday for the drive back home.  Once again the traffic was relatively light (as it usually is at 5:00 in the morning) and I managed the journey without incident.  I was able to complete the trip with barely enough time to spare for our 10:15 reservations at Grand Street Cafe.  We went there with John & Susan for a little Mother’s Day celebration.  No, Donette is not my mother to be technical about it, but the buffet was good at any rate.  I think I may have eaten my weight in smoked salmon.  The downside was that much food at that time of morning kind of ended my whole day.  I went back home, hit the couch, and never moved again.  At one point I tried to get motivated to mow the yard, but when I glanced outside it looked like it was either raining or getting ready to rain, so I stayed where I was.

Pardon my tardiness, I’ve spent my morning driving back from a weekend stay at the resort in scenic Earth City, MO.  Just a tinge of sarcasm there;  Actually that place needs to be erased.  Ahhh, I guess it isn’t that bad.  OK it is, I just like to maintain a positive outlook.  The extra-bad news is that I was there for work, so I really don’t have any fascinating tales of the weekend to relate.  Aside from one kind of edgy trip to Costco, I just shuttled back and forth between work and the hotel.  Whippee.

I guess I did go out Friday night, which was quite fun.  Through the magic of the evil Facebook, I hooked up with Kupcho, Eisenbarger, Lil’ Boy, Slim, and Lost Brother Marcks at the Village Bar for a few hours of socializing.  Actually several hours of socializing;  I stayed out well past my bedtime.  Sort of like going out with my buddy Mike last weekend I guess;  Not too hard to find conversation material if you haven’t seen somebody in 15 years.  (If you don’t recognize those names, incidentally, they are all fraternity brothers from my rather wide span of college years.)  Rick Hayes stopped by and said hi too, but he was working so he chatted for a bit and moved on.

Well, honestly that’s about it.  I could go into a lengthy diatribe about the excitement of working into the wee hours of the morning, and all the fascinating testing we did, but I don’t want to risk losing any of my precious few readers to self-mutilation.  I did, for nostalgia’s sake, stop by Biffle’s BBQ in Concordia on the way home today for lunch.  Hmmmm, not quite as good as I remembered from the college days.  I had a brisket sandwich and it was…  OK.  Perhaps a few years of TFB-BBQ has set my expectations too high.  It was a bit dry and shaved too thin.  Perhaps next time I’ll jog south a few miles and stop by Perry Fosters instead.  If that turned into a disappointment it would be truly heartbreaking though, so I might just not risk that one.

OK enough with the rain already.  Luckily we did manage to get the lawn mowed Sunday, which was good.  The bad news is we just mowed it Friday.  Yes, it needs mowed every other day or you’re in for a big clumpy mess.  Thanks for that Ryan’s;  What did you put down anyway, 50 lbs. of straight nitrogen?  I guess we’re supposed to feel like we’re getting our moneys worth this way.  Oh well, at least it’s green and growing I guess.

I kicked the weekend off on Friday at, believe it or not, the Brooksider.  I met up with one of my old high school buddies, Mike, who I hadn’t seen in…  Oh, let’s just say a long time.  We got at least partially caught up with each other.  Hard to cover two decades in an hour and a half, but we hit the highlights.  (I only have like three, so mine don’t take long.)  After that I headed over to John & Susan’s house, where I found Donette hanging out in the back yard with Susan enjoying the warm weather.  I joined them for a bit, then headed home and watched the Royals.

Saturday was a longggg day for old man Phil.  Donette abandoned me around noon to go to a “Mother-Daughter Tea” out in Grandview with my Mom, sisters, nieces and her Mom.  While they were out sipping their Earl Grey, that left me at home with my two nephews.  All alone, with Gabe as my only means of backup.  (I tried to convince them that he would eat them if they misbehaved, but he didn’t look very menacing asleep on the couch.  They never bought that threat.)  Ahhhh, it wasn’t too bad.  We played Rock Band the entire afternoon.  On the downside, the only song they seemed to enjoy was “Eye of the Tiger.”  I don’t think it would be a stretch to guess we played that horrible song fifteen times.  And it was probably my least favorite song on the entire game before that.  Around 2:30 we went and picked up Donette and headed to the Royal’s game.  We wanted to get there nice and early to get our super-duper jerseys.  We stood in line a bit, but it wasn’t bad, and we all got our jerseys.  On the downside, we had three hours to kill before the game.  I can now say I have thoroughly toured the inside of the new stadium.  The boys did score Coco Crisp’s autograph though, so that was cool.  And, the Royals lost the game in a convincing fashion, bringing my record of games attended to a perfect 0-4!!  We gave up on them after the 7th inning.  The boys wanted to stick around and hunt more autographs but ol’ Uncle Phil was done for the day.  We topped off their day of excitement with a cool encounter with the Peculiar police department on the way home.  Lights, sirens, and everything!!!  They seemed to enjoy that almost as much as the game.  I’m here for your entertainment boys.  Gimme eighty bucks.

Sunday we kind of sat around and waited for the devastating storms all day.  What happened with that?  Oh well, I’m glad they didn’t materialize.  As mentioned, we did get the lawn mowed, and we also took Gabe for a short bike ride.  He does very well, managing a solid 5 mile per hour trot beside Donette.  Might have to make a habit of that.  We watched the Royals lose again, then settled in for a night of old movies.  Can’t think that we’ve ever done that, and I’m not sure what prompted it that night either.  Boredom I suppose.  We watched Big Jake, and then Vera Cruz, neither of which I’d ever sat through end-to-end.  Pretty solid offerings I guess;  I stayed awake through both of them anyway.

Not much to go with this week;  Donette spent the weekend in Vegas with her little friends, so I just hunkered down and watched it rain.  Unfortunately she did not strike it rich, or at least she didn’t tell me about it if she did.  Guess I gotta keep going to work, dang it.

Although I didn’t do much over the weekend, I did partake in a few “events” over the week.  Wednesday I lucked into some sweet Royals tickets.  Our neighbor Brooke scored four seats on the very front row, lower level right behind the Royals dugout.  We were so close I coulda reached out and smacked Rusty Kuntz on the back of the head.  It actually made me a little nervous, I was pretty sure I was going to get a bat or ball upside the head at any moment.  The weather was great too, although I underestimated the UV rays and put a good toasting on my head.  Ouch.  Of course they lost the game, as they always do when I go.

Thursday night I went with Brooke and her friend Nick to see Beer Wars.  It was pretty interesting, if a bit slow and about 20 minutes longer than my attention span.  I was surprised at the attendance, or rather the lack thereof.  I’d say there were probably about 50 people there.  Fine by me though, plenty of room that way.  After the movie we went to Westport (??!!) for a very short while, then headed home, as it was well past my bedtime at that point.  (Like 9:30 or something ridiculous.)

Friday I ended up at the newly remodeled Kennedy’s with Martin, Brice & Fahlstrom.  Whew, rough crowd.  The place was nice though, they did a good job on it.  If you don’t remember, the original Kennedy’s burned down in the big Waldo fire a few years ago.  I never was a very big fan of the original location, although it certainly had a following.  The new building, while it doesn’t really fit into the “scheme” of the rest of the block, is very nice though.  I think the new place will do a lot better, but who knows.  Probably won’t make my regular “rotation”…  That’s pretty much already set.

Saturday I went out to Munkir’s house and hung out all day.  We cleaned all the camping gear from last weekend and got it all re-packed for next years trip, and put together of post-mortem of the event so we’ll know what areas to improve on.  Actually I didn’t do any of that, I just wanted to throw Munkir’s name in since it was so grievously omitted last week.  In reality, I didn’t do much of anything.  Gabe and I ran a few errands;  Picked up a new battery for the motorcycle and bought a few hop rhizomes for a gardening experiment.  I fully expect I will fail miserably growing the hops;  We don’t exactly have much luck with plants.  What the heck though, sounded interesting.

Sunday was similarly uninteresting.  Donette got home around noon, and promptly went to bed for the rest of the day.  I headed down to the Brooksider and watched the Royals game with the boys, and that was about the extent of the day.  Stupid rain, what can ya’ do.  Oh and I suppose I can relate the latest Gabe escapade;  While I was out watching the game he decided to do a little counter-surfing in the kitchen, and ate two whole sticks of butter and a container of Crisco.  It was a longggg night at the Kenagy house.  And, despite being the smartest puppy alive, I don’t think he was able to correlate his early misdeed with the resulting misery.  Which means that, given the opportunity, he will probably just do it again.