Finally got some new tires on the trusty bicycle. They were waiting on the front step when I got home from Martin’s house last weekend. I put them on yesterday after work and headed out on a 25 mile test ride. Honestly, I have to say I was not impressed with the new rubber. I was out of breath the whole ride, sweating so much I could hardly see, and my average speed was, well… Average. This leads me to the inescapable conclusion that the new tires are most likely faulty. I probably need some more expensive, faster ones. Possibly a whole new bike.